Oh, what's up, what's up?

Girl nº1

Randy: What's Up?
Andy: What's Up, what's up?
Randy: You wanna party?

Girl nº2

Andy: Hey babe, you wanna party?
Girl nº2 : I'm AT a party.
Randy: You wanna make out with us?

Girl nº3

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: What's Up?
Andy: What's your address?

Girl nº 4

Randy: What's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up, what's up?
Girl nº 4: Hi, I'm collecting for the under-privileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
Randy: You wanna party?
Girl nº 4: Um, I'm kinda working right now.
Andy: When are you done?
Randy: Yeah, what are you doing after?
Girl nº 4: I have a church thing tonight
Andy: Kick-ass, we'll come.
Randy: Yeah, where is it?

Girl nº 4 goes bye bye

Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

Friend nº1
Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Friend nº1: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Friend nº1: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl nº 5: Fuck off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Friend nº1: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

Friend nº2

Randy: Oh, what's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up what's up?
Friend nº2: Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?
Randy: You just did!
Friend nº2: Can I ask you guys another question?
Andy: You just did again!